cliché

head over heels
which is--ironically--anatomically correct
could I care less or
I couldn't care less?

I am convinced I could care less.

falling
because I'm out of control
falling for you

and at the depth of depths after my accidental fall,
you raise me up
I'm on cloud nine
# 9 is the attractive cumulonimbus type
and I'm in seventh heaven
because this is where I am supposed to meet God today
and it's the last stop on the heaven train

I have only eyes for you
Shakespeare, barding as a bard is wont to do,
astutely observes
"But love is blind, and lovers cannot see"

all I know I learned from Shakespeare

being
in love
a condition
of my heart

i've got a thing for you
it doesn't need to be named

it's a labor of love--
whatever works

wear your heart on your sleeve
and your fat on your love handles